Dual....:-)
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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