Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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