He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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