did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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