can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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