Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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