Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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