ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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