is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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