i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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