By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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