It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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