don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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