shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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