one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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