I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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