apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize