can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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