party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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