I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just blew my weed a kiss
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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