Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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