I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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