do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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