fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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