All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Less talking, more tequila
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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