I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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