road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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