Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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