You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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