It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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