I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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