first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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