i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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