the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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