David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nutella sex= disaster
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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