i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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