More tranny stories later!
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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