if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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