if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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