dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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