ugly people sure do ruin things
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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