considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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