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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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