its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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