i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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