11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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