Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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