I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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