I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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