Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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