This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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